My head feels like it has been stuffed with tissue paperthen bloated like those commercials featuring allergy medicines then given agood punch for good measure, but I hope I get irrevocably cured in time for mylong awaited California visit- there are better things to do in sunny gorgeousCalifornia than curl up like a baby in one’s sleeping bag all day long- so I canactually enjoy myself, critically evaluate my college and its surroundings, goout cheerfully for yogurt at colorfully bright 21 flavors. 

I laughed really hardand I almost peed in my emo skinny-jean pants (I have a very small bladder), butluckily, I was at a college and circus school interview, so I had the incentiveto bravely withhold myself, nonchalantly pretend nothing had happened, andleave to go powder my bulbous nose and afro hair wig in the dungeon of thecastle, where The University of Smart People/Circus Clowns were holding theirinterviews

Homer quickly ate a pink, sprinkled-covered, delicious donut in the employee break room, and afterward his yellow tummy, round and rippling with fat, glowed joyfully with extreme happiness and elation and he yearned (it became all he could think about) for another scrumptious pink donut, followed by a devious chocolate sprinkled one--like the donut he ate last Tuesday, that was an exquisite piece of food--and maybe a smooth, soothing Duff or two.

The ridiculously-handsome, glorious, shining, beautifulFrazier sat in Mr. Stearns’ rhetoric class in school, drearily typing out asentence on his beat and dying school laptop (It was this sentence, in fact),but of course, he was bored, and tired, and entirely drained.

Jerry made a fatty sandwich and a large salad, one that would satisfy his hunger. He added weird stomach churning things wildly. Jerry was just like any other typical boy, but Jerry was really hungry, and he - with his adolecent imagination - experimented with a variety of foods, in order to widen his horizons, and explore cuisine. 

Pretty pink, yellow, and blue tulips—Mollie really loves togrow these since they make her so happy—sprightly pop up out of the damp groundand painted flowerboxes in the spring, but only after the rains, the stormclouds, and the lovely soft sun comes out of the blue sky and shines down onthe little loved garden. 

Joe, a peanut-butter-loving third-grader, could think and run fast, so he was chosen unanimously to be "it" in tag--it was undoubtedly the kids' favorite pastime at recess--and the other kids were ready to bolt with all their adrenaline, climb up the navy blue slide recklessly, and dash across the wood chips and grassy field until the school fence blocked their path. 

Eyelids drooping precariously and stomach growlingmenacingly, a most strange and unsettling rumble, Suzy realized with surprisethat she was painfully and desperately hungry-  the setting sun made her realize she had not eaten since herearly morning breakfast of cereal and banana- and she wanted to go eat cutecupcakes, greedily savor the creamy frosting and chocolaty sprinkles, andbrightly smile a sweetened smile.

Her voice is clear, perfectly in tune and strong, so withoutat doubt, Lilly loves to sing- she has been in choir and classic over-the-topmusicals since she was at the wee age of five- now she has choir rehearsal andprivate expensive voice lessons frequently, at choir rehearsal she sings forfour hours, which is located in a gaudy and excessively colorful stain glasschurch located right next to a sketchy Teriyaki restaurant in the wrong part oftown.

Maddy works hard to be fast, but she still has not setany personal records all season—her determination and skill eventually—will gether far, she just needs to mentally engage and apply her desire to be fast anduse it to motivate her to eventually see progress both with her technique and hestrength, the hard work of repetitive work, day in day out just for a race isexhausting, but she knows it is well worth the effort. 

A man thoughtfully purchased and drank a fizzling tasty monsterenergy drink full of sugar and other things that taste delicious at the surprisinglysimple Safeway superstore located at the corner of 12^th and Broadwayfilled with shoppers and other super market products such as ham and vegetablesbecause he was thirsty, hungry and he needed to sneeze.

It was impressive that Jacob so quickly ate a 10lb burgerand a lot of his fries, with everything on them of course, however heexcruciatingly died a long and painful death (his poor stomach had expanded sofar that it had crushed his heart) yet the heartless doctors decided to harvesthis remaining teen organs and semi-toned limbs, the broken stomach was uselessbut the kidneys were good.

Ryan grew a small scraggily beard, as young men’s beardstend to be, however as the days and weeks of the cold winter went by it gotlonger and longer-Last week it was almost three inches long-, and then he began attempting to groom it,running a comb down his neck, using pungent hair gel and cheap aftershave to terribly style it.

Acai and its wild and crazy derivatives are good for you and me (they have twice the antioxidants of most other delightfully nutritious and delicious foods, such as spinach), but, for some strange reason, I cannot bring myself to like them at all, I cringe at the mere thought of them, and their painfully noxious odor makes me gag.

The patriotic lincoln memorial came to life...but the noble obama changed discretely into a superhero - this was a secretive presidential trait that not many were aware of when they hit the polls in mass- to fight the giant and maniacle 16th president....and it proved to be a tough fight because the truculent abraham lincoln was made of rock and stone and, to mr obama's misfortune, shot trout and halibut out of his eyes, possibly from the evil Dr. Ludachris, who decided to leave the rap industry and get into world domination, using his technology to bring the statue back to life and give its devious  super powers.

I had thought that my beautiful andyummy banana Shawn – a dear and close friend for the entire arduously longmorning of April 10, in which I had gotten into a car crash leading to a fivecar pile up – was on my dull brown partially graffied desk in my morningEnglish class a spilt second ago when it suddenly vanished into thin airleaving only a sickly yellow peel, an ominous husk of the once great banana itonce was.

I love Andy who is my brown and white sheltie, he is, as god intended, the most amazingly super dog ever-one aspect of his amazingness is how he is as cute as a button crossbred with a bunny, with his one blue eye, one green, and his tiny little nose- but he does have some faults: recklessly chasing  fire engine red cars, eating repulsive poop and bugs, using the world as his toilet.  

The smoke from the bonfire on the rocks was a strong smell, full of childish memories and ash,  and it carried on into tomorrow, -i could not forget the playful events of the evening- because it had seeped into the secondhand sweatshirt, and would not wash out, the view of the sound, the sky and clouds striped with orange and pink that cascaded over the mountains. 

It was mid-afternoon in his roomy glass office when Dr. House found himself halfway through his game of tetris and an unending conversation he was forced into earlier that morning — although it would more accurately be called "Wilson talking at him" — when he had a brilliant epiphany, and right then he knew without a doubt that it was lupus, that the patient was going to die a blithering idiot, and that Cutty secretly worshipped him.

 Some peoplethink reality T.V. is an interesting, more or less, look into the raw andanimalistic human mind and soul (like the show “Flavor of Love” Starring FlavaFlav), but those shows are often scripted and choreographed, those fights arenot real.   

            Tohim, crying was unmanly, something as grotesquely feminine as the baby pinkstuffed bunny his sister had received for her 4^th birthday, or atleast unnecessarily fruity, and he swore, with a ferocious intentional swagger,(he had picked up his haughty persona somewhere between the competitiveness ofthe kindergarten social hierarchy and the awkward roughness of his firsthigh-school relationship), that he hadn’t teared up or blubbered wetly since hewas old enough to consciously know better – a child all grown up, a man surelyno longer recognizable as just a boy. 

Ever since he was elected the US vice president and numberone Mississippi Hippie, on that fateful back in November, I knew I wanted thegrey haired Joe Biden and his haawt tabby soul cat (this cat representseverything I look for in the ideal cabinet advisor partner), and their abilityto solve life-ending global problems and prodigiously complex economic disasters,leading us one day to the perfect world of daisy chains and unicorns.

Since her first tiny baby bite (quite possibly even a gummy toothless bite) into a ripe and perfected banana Tara has been in love with them –as in love with a fruit that someone can get- she never gets sick of the color, texture or smell but when left over pieces are thrown to her dog, quite sadly, they are continually left chewed but uneaten and almost mashed on her over-sized dog bed, there to rot into browning muck until a passerby notices and must most unwillingly yet necessarily pick them up and deliver them to the waiting trashcan. 

It’s impressive that Carlisle can be an amazing doctor insuch a small town and be surrounded by delicious-smelling blood, withoutdrinking it, but Edward is the best vampire and person in the world because hepersonally saved poor, innocent Bella from being crushed by a sliding, speedingcar—even though he risked revealing his dear and beloved family and unique andalternative lifestyle to the school—and she is his entire life now, because thelion fell in love with the lamb. 

I, indubitably, need Joe Biden - the bad mama jama from down in...Scranton  - and his brain twin with the mind like a picture book - that good old Missisipi hippie wth a thick southern drawl - , but although he can have whatever he likes, all the incredibly attractive Joe Biden needs is a hairy soul cat, a friend, an advisor, a truly hhhhhaaaawt soul cat.

Michael was exhausted, but he drank cherry flavored kool-aid, and ate a nice, filling snack– double refried, fried beans were his favorite personally – and then, without break, took a long nap, a time of brief physical rest, and the plain, white alarm clock was forgotten, allowing Michael to unfortunately sleep longer than expected.

It was hard for me to put that many spectacular songs on myelectric green Ipod so without questions it doesn’t have a lot of songs on It,which is completely perfect for storing a mass amount of songs and videos,therefore it has over half its massive memory left of storage, the clear screenis perfect for scrolling and searching carefully through great songs insuccession, individually and easily.

Little Sam, a very determinedand humorous young man, still loves bowling and socializing – he has bowled forfive long, consecutive weeks - yet he struggles, competing with all of theother old, wrinkly women and men in the alley, to score above 100, and hotsweat builds on his forehead as he quickly approaches the conclusion of eachgame every week, the goofy old women cheering him on with screams and pom-poms.